Branyan to the rescue

So the well-known strikeout machine Russell Branyan is back in Cleveland, this time with the promise of a regular job. Scandal! Horror! How could we give daily at-bats to this train wreck of a free swinger? Don't we remember what a failure he was? ... Or so the thinking seems to go among many Indians fans.

I'm not going to sit here and claim the 34-year-old Branyan is the second coming of Lou Gehrig. Or even Andre Thornton. And when you look at the numbers baseball people have traditionally looked at — .234 career average, 164 career home runs against 946 strikeouts (averaging 174 strikeouts per 162 games played) — it looks pretty ugly. But the fact is, Branyan was actually pretty productive last year in Seattle, if you look at the numbers that actually relate to run production. His on-base percentage was .347, good enough for 46th in the American League (one notch ahead of Grady Sizemore), and his slugging average was .520, which was 16th in the AL. And anyone who thinks his batting average and strikeout totals matter more than those numbers doesn't really understand the game.

Branyan hit a career-high 31 home runs last year for the Mariners in 116 games, the most he'd played in the majors in a season since 2002, when he was 26. It's true that he's at an age when most hitters decline, and it's true that he'd never produced in the majors like he did in 2009, suggesting it might be a one-year aberration. But given that our other first-base options were Matt LaPorta and Michael Brantley — two guys who have never produced much at the major-league level — it's worth giving him a shot for a $2 million, one-year contract.

A new winning streak begins

The Cavaliers struggled to get past the New Orleans Hornets last night, but hey, when you come in with a three-game losing streak, any win is good. The Cavs roared out to a 12-point lead at the quarter pole, then gave up 40 points (!) in the second to trail by three at halftime. The Cavs took the lead again in the third, then the two teams traded the lead back and forth through the fourth, before the Cavs finally pulled away in the closing minutes. Mo Williams' three-pointer with 4:13 to go gave our boys a 92-89 lead, one they never relinquished.

Antawn Jamison played well in his first Cavs start, tallying 18 points and six rebounds. He also put up a +/- of +18, tops in the game. The great LeBron James only scored 20, but added 13 assists. Fellow future Hall of Famer Shaquille O'Neal also put in 20, with seven boards.

The fact is, this was not a strong effort. The Hornets are a good team, but are playing without first-team all-NBAer Chris Paul (who is also killing my fantasy team by being hurt), and the Cavaliers had a lot of defensive lapses in this game. That's not going to get it done tomorrow night in Boston, not to mention the playoffs.

Belated thoughts on the big trade

This is my first post since the birth of my daughter Savannah on Feb. 13; just thought you might like to know why you haven't heard from me in a while. I probably don't have to tell you this, but that's her in the photo above. Isn't she the cutest?

While I haven't been writing about what's going on in the Cleveland sports scene over the last couple of weeks, I have been noticing, and I do have some quick thoughts about the biggest local sports story to have happened in that time frame.

As we all know, the Cavaliers are 0-3 since they traded Zydrunas Ilgauskas for Antawn Jamison. That three-game skid followed a 13-game winning streak that was the longest in the NBA this season. The Denver loss in overtime, which broke the winning streak, would likely have been a win had Z been there. It's hard to say that about Charlotte or Orlando. Both those teams are clearly inferior to the Cavaliers, but both have seemed to have the Cavs' number lately. Jamison was god-awful against the Bobcats, but bounced back for a nice performance against the Magic. He might start tonight against the Hornets. Either way, I expect him to perform well.

The Cavaliers obviously took a short-term hit by trading away the guy who's been here the longest and had a good on-court rapport with LeBron James and company. It'll take Jamison some time to develop that with this team, and there are just 25 games left in the regular season. Jamison is clearly a better overall player than Z, but that intangible is an important factor. I hope his talent can overcome the lack of familiarity.

From a sentimental standpoint, I was sorry to lose Z. He was here years before LeBron, and suffered through frequent injuries while playing on some terrible teams early in his career, and it would have been nice to keep him here to help fight for a ring. He also appears to be one of the nicest guys in the NBA. But business is business. Shaquille O'Neal and Anderson Varejao can handle the center spot for the rest of the year. Whatever happens, I wish Z the best.

Rumor has it that Z might come back to Cleveland this year, and I'd love to see it. In the bizarro world of the NBA's salary cap, the Wizards traded for Z just to buy out his contract. Their main objective was apparently to dump Jamison's salary. After Gilbert Arenas got suspended for the rest of the year for having guns in the locker room, the Wizards are going nowhere. There was speculation that the league might block Z from returning to the Cavaliers, especially if there was any sign that such a signing was prearranged between the teams, but the latest news is that there will be no such block. Apparently the Hawks are interested too, but Z spent 13 years here, and is married to a woman from Cleveland. But we'll see, I guess.

Despite the three-game losing streak, the Cavs still have the best record in the NBA, at 43-14, half a game better than the Lakers' 42-14. Home-court advantage in a hypothetical NBA Finals with said Lakers is at stake, but the Cavaliers would have to get there first. They'd better get it together, and quick.

Hey, a win's a win

The Cavaliers sleepwalked a bit through last night's 104-97 win against the NBA's worst team, the 4-47 New Jersey Nets. The Cavs have the association's best record, at 42-11, and Tuesday's win was their 12th straight. The Nets have a chance to put up the worst record in NBA history, a record currently held by the '72-73 76ers, who went 9-73. You'd hope the NBA's best team would beat what could be the NBA's all-time worst team by more than seven at home. But hey, they came out with a W, and broke 100 to get everybody in attendance a free chalupa from Taco Bell. As the kids say (or at least did 10 years or so ago), it's all good. But if they hope to win their 13th straight on Thursday against the Orlando Magic, they'll have to play better than they did last night.

It's worth noting that the Cavaliers' winning streak has been achieved mostly without Mo Williams, who has missed the last nine games; or Delonte West, who has missed the last eight. Their absence has given Boobie Gibson a chance to start for a while, and he's done pretty well in that role. We've also seen more playing time for Cleveland native Jawad Williams, who hasn't disappointed. His 17 points off the bench last night were a career-high. If he can keep that kind of performance going, he'll be a key contributor to what could be Cleveland's first championship in my lifetime.

We're talkin' baseball, Indians baseball

As The Onion's Jim Anchower would say, I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. And it's been even longer since I rapped at ya about the Indians. But the trucks left Cleveland yesterday on their way to Goodyear, Ariz., full of the equipment the Tribe will need for spring training. Pitchers and catchers report in less than two weeks, and while this figures to be a rebuilding year for the Indians, I'm excited to see how this season plays out.

Some early computer projections for how the season will play out have been completed, and I don't think it'll surprise any loyal Of Fair Hooker readers to find that the Indians are expected to finish third or fourth in the AL Central, with a sub-.500 record. This projection has our Tribe finishing third at 76-86, behind the Twins and White Sox; this one has them finishing fourth, behind those teams and the Tigers, but also 76-86. Unfortunately, coolstandings.com hasn't done its projections yet, but I would imagine it will be something close to the same.

As fans, we always want our team to contend for a title, but we have to accept that in Major League Baseball's financial climate, the Indians can't compete year after year. A team like ours has to rebuild and make a run for it every few years. They were able to stay one of baseball's top teams for a few years after the ballpark then known as Jacobs Field was built, but that stadium is no longer the advantage it once was. If they do finish 76-86, that would be a nine-game improvement over last year, and I'd be OK with that. Not happy, exactly, but OK.

Cavaliers continue to amaze

Last night at the Q, the Cavaliers did something you've never seen them do before: They hit 11 three-pointers in one quarter. That tied the team record for a half. The Cavs led the Clippers by 26 after that 46-point first quarter — again, 33 points of which came from beyond the arc — and coasted the rest of the way to a 114-89 drubbing. The Clippers actually outscored the Clevelanders by a single point over the last three quarters, but they had no chance to make it interesting.

At some point during the first quarter, my wife asked me if any team had ever scored 200 points in a game. I said no, and while I thought it outlandish to even consider the possibility, I couldn't help but wonder at that moment whether these Cavs had something like that in them on this night. It was an unbelievable performance. They would go on to hit 16 treys in the game — five by LeBron James, four by Boobie Gibson, two each by Jamario Moon and the little-used Jawad Williams, and one each by Anthony Parker, Zydrunas Ilgauskas and the little-used Danny Green. It's always nice to see those end-of-the-bench guys coming in to contribute, even in garbage time.

For those interested, the record for most points in a game by one team was set on Dec. 13, 1983, by the Pistons against the Nuggets. They put up 186 in a triple-overtime game. The Nuggets on that night put up the second-highest total ever, 184. The record for a regulation game is 173, set by the Celtics against the Minneapolis Lakers all the way back in 1959, and tied by the Suns against those poor Nuggets in 1990. Special thanks to nba.com for its comprehensive records page. I was not able to find the NBA team record for three-pointers hit in a single quarter, but I did find that the most points ever scored in a first quarter was 50. So these Cavs really did something special last night.

It was the Cavaliers' eighth consecutive win, their longest streak of the season, and kept them a half-game ahead of the Lakers (who now play in Los Angeles, in case you didn't know) for the NBA's best record.